Tuesday, July 31, 2012

THE LITTLE GUY CHRONICLES 3



     At home, there is now a renewed interest to review, reread and study the Bible.  You see, Little Guy is going to be seven very soon and he should be prepared to receive his First Communion.
   
     His school is non-sectarian and, therefore, does not have a Religion subject.  Catechism is taught once a week, during lunch break, and held informally at the stairs landing at the top floor of their school building.

     Little Guy is now of an age when he and some friends have learned to skip the Catechism class.  They ask to be excused to go to the toilet and never get back.  Imagine, cutting classes at age seven!

     Wacky then decides that he will no longer attend this class and will instead be home tutored.  Having been a volunteer catechist while in school, Wacky feels that the task should not prove too much of a challenge. 

     I buy a Catechism book to use as guide.  Little Guy takes to it with such delight and requests that he read through it first before we seriously sit down on the lessons.  He stays glued to this book for days.

     One night, while getting ready to sleep, he asks his mother, “Mommie, do you know about Moses?”

     Mommie, confident of her knowledge of Moses, emphatically says, “Of course!”

     “Do you know what his punishment was?”  Little Guy counters.

     Hmmmm…. Mommie suddenly feels tricked into a sticky situation.  With bravado, though, she says, “ Yes, of course!” and holds her breath.

     Thankfully, Little Guy suddenly quips, “He never got to enter the Promised Land!”

     Deep, grateful breaths from Mommie, who could only say, “Yes!”

     Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

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     Anaconda (anak kong maganda or my beautiful daughter) as Mommie wants to be referred to, comes to me afterwards.

     “Ma, what is this about Moses not entering the Promised Land?”
   
     “Yup.  God led him to a mountain so he could see the Promised Land.  He never got to enter it, though, because that was his punishment for losing his temper and striking the rock more times than God's instruction.  You should read about that.  This story is one of the most touching stories I have encountered.”

     “OMG!  I must read the Bible!  This Little Guy might trip me up the next time!”

     Poor Mommie!  Poor, poor Mommie!   

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